Ancient Unicorn Lair Discovered by North Korea

Its official…. North Korea’s claim that Pyongyang “was a capital city of Ancient Korea as well as Koguryo Kingdom (277BC to 668AD) ” has been confirmed by the discovery of an ancient unicorn lair near Yongmyong Temple in Pyongyang City. Korean legend has it that ancient ruler of the Koguryo kingdom, King Tongmyong, used unicorns as his choice mode of transportation. How do we know its a unicorn lair? Because there is a stone carving that says: ‘Unicorn Lair’ near the entrance and because an archaeologist said so.

Since the legitimacy of Pyongyang has been established beyond doubt, we can all rest assured that Kim Jong-Un is the true and glorious leader of all Korea. Although Kim Jong Il invented the hamburger and shot a 38 under par round of golf (featuring 11 hole-in-ones), it seems like his young successor is set to surpass his super-human achievements.

Unicorn Picture courtesy of Liquid Blue

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