It’s the most wonderful time of the year, but not so much for chickens as extreme cold and peckish predators make life a little tough for your plucky cluckers. Now you can let your chickens know just how much you care with these stylish stocking stuffers every classy capon and fashionable fowl simply must have.
Chicken Saddle
This fashionable accessory is a must for every attractive hen. When roosters get a little frisky, they may inadvertently scratch with talons and spurs. This chicken saddle will ensure that your hens have a comfy ride.
Cranberry dress with Diaper
Now your feathered friends can be stylish and you can let them in the house without putting your Persian rugs at risk of carpet bombing. These all-in-one dress and diaper sets are available from Pampered Poultry and make brilliant festive gifts for birds on the ‘nice’ list.
Chicken Crack
Only the best for your birds! This delicious snack is for the most discerning poultry pallets and consists of organic grains, dried river shrimp and meal worms. You can get Chicken Crack from My Pet Chicken.
Chicken Sweaters
If you have outdoor chickens, ensure that they stay cozy through the winter with these woolies. Warm wool sweaters with wooden buttons from Paul Farm will help beat those winter blues.
Custom Chicken Tutu
Make sure your hens get a glamour make-over this festive season with custom chicken Tutus from Jenny Harvey Designs. Choose the colors and cut that will let your hens be their own fabulous selves this Christmas.
Beau Coop
This amazing chick magnet of a coop comes from Nieman Marcus and costs $100,000. Here’s what you can expect according to their website:
Dawn breaks. The hens descend from their bespoke Versailles-inspired Le Petit Trianon house to their playground below for a morning wing stretch. Slipping on your wellies, you start for the coop and are greeted by the pleasant clucking of your specially chosen flock and the site of the poshest hen house ever imagined. Your custom-made multilevel dwelling features a nesting area, a “living room” for nighttime roosting, a broody room, a library filled with chicken and gardening books for visitors of the human kind, and, of course, an elegant chandelier.
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